Friday, 20 June 2008

The Reconnaissance Mission

Gentlemen today was the day that the second phase of our plans for total Rowan Foods domination were put into play. This afternoon myself along with The Under Secretary and our newly promoted Head of Transport travelled to Rednal at great risk to our own personnel safety. We put our lives on the line to scout out our theatre of war. This mission was highly classified and was not know to anyone apart from the senior staff. This was for your own safety. Below you will find various reconnaissance photographs of the enemies strategic points. But be warned Gentlemen although we are strong I fear many casualties may befall us along the way to victory. We must be strong and never falter in our task. The road before us is a perilous and dangerous one. But we must never waver in our resolve. The Association WILL be victorious.









Monday, 2 June 2008

Welcome Aboard


It is with a great sense of pride that we all welcome Mr Carl Hughes into our ever growing Association. As most of you are aware, Mr Hughes has threatened to join us on several occasions. Only to let us down at the last minute. So imagine my shock when at 9:45am on the 29th of May 2008 my taxi pulled up outside Wrexham General Station and standing there with a cigarette hanging out of a toothy grin was Mr Hughes. I tried to hide my excitement at this shocking turn of events but all to no avail. I lept from the taxi and embraced Mr Hughes (only because Mr Shaw had asked me to on his behalf) with a heart felt hug. Mr Hughes I salute you. Although he did have to leave early because it was nearly his nap time.