Forged in the flames of Mustafar and lovingly painted by busty maidens from the foothills of Scandinavia. These Limited Edition Production Pieces are available to you for the ridiculously low price of £15 each. But wait I know what your thinking. If only there was a Hip Flask with a picture of The Under Secretary as well. Fear not Gentlemen. Your prayers have been answered.

Why not splash out and buy a pair? These Limited Edition Production Pieces can be bought as a pair for £28. Yes that's right, £28. That's a huge saving of £2 which is only available to Members of the Association.
Whats that I hear you cry. Wheres the Hip Flask with your picture on? Fear not Gentlemen. The Association prides itself on its ability to cater to your ever desire. A custom made Hip Flask can be yours for £15. Imagine the pride of holding aloft such a coveted item. Women will flock to be seen with you, men will cower in your presence. You will truly be The Lord of your Manor.
Please direct all enquiries to The Under Secretary.