Memorable quotes from Rednal

"Where is everyone?"

"A double sausage and egg mcmuffin please"

"Did you chew that?"

"I knew he wouldn't turn up"

"well he is a pussy"

"All aboard"

"Do you want a whisky?"

"Yes please"

"Cough,cough,cough,cough"

"Fuck me, did you make that yourself?"

"cough,cough,cough"

"Don't spill it on the bus, for gods sake, we will have to pay for a respray"

"Here we are"

"Do you have this in a larger size?"

"What team are you on?"

"I'm going to shoot the arse off you, Shaw"

"Start when I blow my whistle"

"There's one"

"Get him"

"Ow, Fuck that hurt"

"Got you, you bastard"

"Three fuckin times I hit him, three fuckin times"

"Do you have any games that dont involve running?"

"Ouch, ouch, ouch and ouch"

"My clothes are sticking to me"

"Who the fuck was covering the front entrance?"

"I need more ammo"

"Fuck, I need more ammo as well"

"So do I"

"I need a pint. Right now"

"Help me. I cant see anything"

"That anti fog spray is shite"

Mr Shaw "I will be the VIP. Steve you cover me. We will go through the netting ok?"

Mr Millward "Thats fine. Just do me one favor"

Mr Shaw "Whats that?".

Mr Millward "Please dont run"

"Wheres the flag?"

"Wheres the Bomb?"

"I'm out"

"I'm out to"

"And me"

"Ouch you bastard. I said I was out for fucks sake".

Mr Shaw "How did you make it back with the ball without getting shot?"

MrMillward"Help.............................me...........................for.......................the.................................love............................of............................god...........................help........................me"

"When those British bastards turn their backs on us, shoot them in the head"

"I've just been shot in the facemask"

"Me too, the paint tastes fuckin horrible doesn't it"

Mr Shaw "I know a great place to stick the flag. Steve can you boost me up on your shoulders"

John "Sorry boys. You can't put it there because of health and safety reasons".

"You go over there and I'll cover you"

"Ow"

"Sorry I didn't see him"

"God help us if there's another war"

"You're dead you bastard, I fuckin' hit you"

"It just bounced off, honest"

"Where the hell have those kids gone?"

"The last game is a free for all"

"I've got no ammo left"

"Have mine I'm too knackered"

"We will start in 10...9...8...7"

"Shit"

"God, I'm going to ache in the morning"

"Thats not a bruise you pussy, that's a bruise"

"Put your foot down Barry I'm gagging"

"A pint of guinness, please"

"That was a really good day"

"A pint of guinness, please"

"Yeah, I agree a great day"

"A pint of guinness, please"

"I will sleep like a log tonight"

"A pint of guinness,Please"