Chuck Hollis in "I couldn't make it because I had to make pretty doilies for my knitting circle"

Paintballing 14^th May 2009

Gentlemen, it gives me the greatest of pleasures to announce our next Paintballing adventure. On the 14^th of May we will once again put our lives on the line for the glory of Oscar Mayer and its many Associates.

We have already pre-booked this date and the seventeen seat minibus has already been paid for. Now comes the most interesting part, the cost. The entire day will cost £25 each.

What do you get for your £25?

12 Games
Day runs from 10.00am-4.00pm
approx and includes lunch

Multiple missions
Experienced marshal's
Protective overalls
Full face masks
Body armour
Gloves
Balaclava
Semi-automatic weapons
Free gas
Battle pack with four canisters

SPEED BALL

(THE PRESIDENTS FAVORITE)

The first team to get the flag from the middle and take back to base are the winners. Speed and good team work is required for this mission.

VILLAGE AREA

Storm the base, One team defends while the other troops close in on their opposition and steal the flag.

TRENCHES

Take cover as speeding paintballs whistle passed your ears. The trenches provide safety, but watch out for intruders.

THE EMBASSY

One team rescues hostages while the other defends the building using snipers to keep the opposition at bay.

FORTRESS

One team will defend the fortress while the other team strategically storms in launching the missile.

The minibus is also included in this price and will also cover petrol costs. Any remaining money will be spent on trophies for the day. The only other cost will be your paintballs/grenades:

100 £7

200 £13

400 £24

600 £35

800 £45

1000 £54 (plus free smoke grenade or flash bang)

Smoke Grenade £3

Thunder Flash £3

Paint Grenade £4

Thermo Grenade £4

ALL MONIES MUST BE PAID BY THE 18^TH OF APRIL.

ANYONE FAILING TO PAY BY THIS DATE WILL HAVE TO MAKE THEIR OWN ARRANGEMENTS FOR THE DAY.

THERE ARE ONLY 8 SEATS LEFT

We will also be going out on the lash to recover from our war wounds.

Unlike our usual sessions we will not be booking a restaurant. We will be going to The Plas Coch for the night where anyone who wants food can just order off the menu.

For those of you that need a break down of the costs see below:

£14 is the cost for a full day’s paintballing including 100 paintballs

£6 is for the minibus and the fuel

£5 is for trophy/trophies