Is This The Best Pub In Chester?

This is a picture of my friend and colleague Mr Mark Shaw standing outside The Plumbers Arms in Chester. After subjecting me to a whisky which reminded me of Parma Violets we decided to head outside so he could have a picture taken of this historic tavern. Now I have to be honest and tell you that this is the worst pub I have ever been in. This is an example of how my first and last drinks order went:

Me: Evenin love. A pint of Guinness please.

Barmaid: Sorry we don't have any.

Me(gutted):Oh right. A pint of bitter than please.

Barmaid: Sorry we don't have any bitter either.

Me(frustrated); You got any Magners?

Barmaid: I haven't got any of that either. We haven't had a delivery today.

So now I am lost for words and completely pissed off. No Guinness, Bitter or Magners WTF? But then by the grace of god in steps Mr Shaw who orders 2 Whiskeys(can't remember its name, something posh probably).

Me: Can I have Coke and Ice in mine please love?

Barmaid: Sorry we have no ice.

No ice, NO FUCKIN ICE??????????????? You gotta be kiddin me. Never in my life have I been in a pub that has NO FRIGGIN ICE. What the fuck caused them to have no ice. The water didn't turn up? I mean come on seriously NO ICE. Suffice to say I will never step foot in that dump ever again. The Plumbers Arms I salute your ineptitude.