Wednesday, 1 October 2008
The Association in Scandal Shocker
Gentlemen, it is with a heavy heart that I find myself writing this post. Our last outing at Rileys ended in total disgrace. The culprit? Mr Shaw, yes you read that right our own trusted Secretary. In a move that has shamed us all Mr Shaw drank LAGER (photographic proof is provided below). As you can see in the photo our very own Mr Roberts looks horrified at the events he is witnessing. Now before we all vilify him for his actions we must all remember the good he has brought to the Association. His wit and wisdom has seen us through some troubling times and as we are all to aware his battles with our own Mr Hawker have brought much laughter to us all. So I beg you all, please be gentle with him but always remember I am outing him for his own good.
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It has been said that the camera cannot lie, and that may well be true, however it can mislead.
The picture our President has posted shows me, not so much drinking lager, but taking part in a social experiment.
The bottle from which I am imbibing was kindly donated by our own Mr Hollis, who had bought it as part of a bulk buy discount deal, and finding the brand not quite to his taste, offered it to anyone who would like to try it.
Now for years, the fashion for drinking lager had passed me by, as I was drinking traditional British drinks, such as bitter, brown ale, and, as I am sure you all know by now, the true gentlemens' drink, malt whisky. So when the opportunity arose, like the adventurer I am, I decided to put my prejudices behind me and try a sip ( I am ashamed to admit, out of the bottle and not a glass... sorry). I can however report that the embarrassment of the above mentioned photograph was well worth it , because I have proved,at least to myself, as I suspected all along, that bottled lager is not a drink for gentlemen, but rather a drink for for louts.
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